Driving Test Stories,experiences?

first try I was soo nervous and even tho I did way better than I expected.Getting to the last light I was so happy cuz I knew I did so good when suddenly a Yellow light, and he says" turn right Go" sO guess what I went and he says you failed cuz u ped the yellow light other than that u did very good....Then second time, I went to red hook(NY)where I would of p if at least I had someone take me there the day before the test I wanted to know where I was gon b tested but noone took me..so it was a surprised for me since there was a hidden STOP sign behind a tree I didn't see because of it duh! And I tell him:"I hope you don't fail me cuz of that" he stood quite of course..then he failed me saying I failed my owm self..lol cuz of that stop sign I should of be more alert..yea chop that tree and evryone will..lmao everything else parking three point turn signaling evrything was gud..now I'm going for my third in the same place red hook brooklyn ny(they aint gon trick me now ..any fun stories, embarrasing,scary etc? Please share...